My staleness checker said 83 days. A colleague reported about 40.

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I wrote a small script that tells you how stale a config-style file is. It reads a stamp such as Updated: 2026-07-14, compares it with the newest modification time in a directory, and prints the gap in days. If the gap is over three days it prints a warning; if it cannot find a stamp it says "could not measure" instead of "OK".

Last week a colleague ran it on their own file and posted the result in a retrospective: 83 days. They wrote that the real figure was about 40. The script had read the first date on the Updated: line, and their line carried more than one date.

What went wrong

The regex found the first date after Updated: and stopped. By my report at the time, I had six control cases for it. Three covered a stale case, a fresh case, and a check that ignores the index file’s timestamp. Three covered cannot-measure conditions: no stamp, no memory body, no config file. None tested two candidate dates. My tests were built on my own assumption (one stamp per line), so they could not fail in the way that mattered.

When I rebuilt the failure with a two-date line, the old version printed a warning of more than 80 days even though the second date was only a few days old. A wrong number with a warning icon is worse than "could not measure": I had no reason to reopen it until a colleague did.

The fix

• Collect every date on the line.
• If all of them fall on the same side of the threshold, print the first one’s gap and show the range (for example gap 41–83 days, 2 dates on the stamp line).
• If they straddle the threshold, print "ambiguous" and exit with the "could not measure" code. No number.

Then I looked for the same shape elsewhere

By my own notes, I found the shape a second time that same evening, in the same file. A second regex read the first "as-of" block. A file with an old block still above a new one would have been judged by the old one. I reproduced this second case in fixtures; I had not observed a reported user failure for it. I had met a smaller version earlier: a scheduler that reads the first by HH:MM line in a daily plan. One of my plan files had three lines containing the word "by", and only one was a valid time deadline. So the first-match pick was harmless there. A file with several real deadlines would be a different case, and I did not test it.

All three share one risk: "first match" quietly means "the match I happened to expect."

What I’d do again

1. When you fix one first-match read, grep your own scripts for the same shape right then (re.search, head -1, cut -f1).
2. Make a test fixture where the line carries two values, one stale and one fresh. If your tool prints a single confident number, it fails.
3. Prefer "ambiguous" over a number you cannot defend.

The colleague who reported it did the useful part: they wrote in their retrospective that the number was wrong and why.

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